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The Beginners Guide to Marijuana Distribution

Ch.9 Doctoring your product

Ch.1 The Decision To Start Dealing
Ch.2 Finding a Supplier
Ch.3 Trust
Ch.4 Weed on the Front
Ch.5 Finding Customers
Ch.6 Ethics in Drug Dealing
Ch.7 Honesty and Lies
Ch.8 Judging Weed
Ch.9 Doctoring your product
Ch.10 Necessary Equipment
Ch.11 Phones, Cell Phones and Pagers
Ch.12 Guns
Ch.13 All About Bicycles
Ch.14 Clothing
Ch.15 All about automobiles
Ch.16 Dealing From Your Home
Ch.17 Weights, Measurements, Prices and Mathematics
Ch.18 The Ideal Customer
Ch.19 To Front or Not to Front
Ch.20 Growing Your Business
Ch.21 Keeping Your Mouth Shut
Ch.22 Avoiding Rip-Offs
Ch.23 Carrying and Hiding Your Weed
Ch.24 Dealing With Cops
Ch.25 Your rights and the police
Ch.26 If The Cops Search Your Home
Ch.27 If You Get Arrested
Ch.28 Spotting a Narc or Undercover Cop
Ch.29 Awareness of People and Surroundings
Ch. 30 Managing Paranoia
Ch.31 Managing your Money
Ch.32 Managing Your Smoking Habits
Ch.33 How to Roll a Sack

Doctoring your product

Some people consider doctoring of weed to be immoral, and with good reason. However, sometimes you'll come across some low-quality, seedy, stemmy, ultra-dry weed at a great price. Instead of letting this stuff go to waste, you can make your customers very happy by re-hydrating the pot, then de-seeding it, de-stemming it and selling it at the same profit margin you would for regular weed.

However, when you're dealing with re-hydrated weed be careful not to skimp the customer because of it. Doctoring of your weed should only be used to give the customer a higher quality product, or fatter sack, and not to increase your profit margins. Your profits will increase indirectly, as more people are happy with your product. This is why you shouldn't doctor up weed that's already high quality, even if it is a little dry.

The most common way to re-hydrate pot is to put it in an air-tight plastic container in the refrigerator with a couple of orange peels. Wait a couple days, stirring occasionally, and check the dryness. Add more orange peel until your pot is the perfect smoking moisture. Be very careful not to over-moisten, however, and pay close attention, checking twice daily to make sure it hasn't over-moistened and molded. You never want to sell moldy pot or pot that's so moist it's likely to become moldy.

Keeping low-quality Mexican weed in the same air-tight container with high-quality pot can sometimes make the Mexican smell and taste better, while not noticeably changing the chronic. But this can take weeks sometimes.

One more thing that you can do, but shouldn't do, is kiefing. This is where you use a specially-made box with a very fine mesh screen that filters the hairs and crystals off of buds. Some despicable dealers do this before selling the bud, so they can keep the good stuff from the pot and their customers get stuck with weed that doesn't get them high. So don't kief your bud unless you plan on smoking the buds yourself. I know it's tempting, but things like this come back around, if not in the form of karma, then in the form of a pissed off customer who wants to steal your stash or turn you into the cops.

Beginner's Guide to Marijuana Distribution, Chapter 8